FAIL. Even my awesome karma pants were no match against the Taggeth Beast. I was tagged twice, by the way, but it doesn't matter. This entry counts for all previous and future taggings.
Anyways, tagged= "being bullied into a twenty-five fact expose of yourself." How it works is that I basically have to write 25 (that's a ridiculously high number. it's basically unrealistic) things about myself that will HAUNT YOU ALL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. Then I get to be all vengeful and sneak attack 10 other unsuspecting, non-innocent civilians by tagging them to the extreme and making them do this, like a cycle of violence, or a wheel of violence, or a wheel of cheese, or a wheel of hamsters. Something like that I s'pose.
But PLOT TWIST!!!!!
I'm not going to tag anyone. Just to spite this whole tagging thing.
Here we go:
1. Why is my hair so crazy thick? It's full of secrets. Like the fact that I used to dance to the Macarena (and many other delicious Latin-flavor songs) in my living room, all alone, EVERY SINGLE DAY when I got home from school when I was like 10 years old. If I spotted my mom pulling into the driveway, I'd quickly turn off the stereo and turn on the TV. To this day, no one in my family knows. Actually, NO ONE in the world knew, except for my neighbor (he snuck up on me and caught me in the act. I still can't look at him straight in the eyes haha)
2. Weak Against: puppies (basically all baby animals in general), children, food, books, money, good penmenship, ducks, funny movies, gossip, witty comebacks, and people who tell good stories.
3. Pet Peeves: those people who walk really slow whom you can't pass, rain, bad grammar/spelling, people who complain about how bad their lives are when actually they live pretty badass lives, ladies who use PMS as an excuse for being bitchy, missing a step when you're walking up/down the stairs, , slow drivers, squeaky shoes, walking around with something sticky stuck to the bottom of your shoes, exploding pants,running out of batteries, finding awesome clothes when I'm flat broke, the word "shizzle" and anything that rhymes with it, chappy lips, ashy skin, and garlic bread.
4. Guilty Pleasures: chick flicks, the paranormal, ecology and the environment (I'm going to chain myself to a tree in the Amazon one day)
5. I actually had to majorly discipline myself and work really hard to stop blogging.
6. Sometimes I'll actually have entire dreams in French.
7. I found the guy that fulfills all the requirements (even the silly ones) that I wrote in an old old old Tagged entry oh so long ago. Here's the old entry to refresh your memory. =]
"So anyways, this kid Kris asked me a really interesting question once. He wanted to know what kind of a guy my type would be.
At first, I wanted to say something like, "My type would be a professional thief and steal many pants for me, since I am pants-challenged." (I AM pants-challenged. I only buy ONE pair of jeans at a time and I can wear them for years until they finally rip.) But then I actually thought about it, and deep down I know a few things that I do typically look for in a guy.
--> PENMANSHIP. I cannot tell you what a turnoff it is to be around a guy whose handwriting looks like he has handcramps. (kidding....or am I?)
-->SWORDSMANSHIP/WARRIOR/SAMURAI SKILLZ. Yes, any man contesting for my heart would have to be rather suave with a sword and fight his enemies on a regular basis. But not my enemies. I mean, what point is there for me to create a giant list of enemies if I don't get to destroy them one by one by my own power?
-->HONESTY. Yeah, honestly, honesty.
-->IMAGINATION+SMARTNESS+HYPERNESS COMBO. I'd like a guy to not only be smart, but have imagination as well, AND get excited about the stuff he comes up with/learns. For once I'd like a guy who could keep up with the whirring little hamster (Paco Phillippe) in my brain. I'd like him to be philosophical and curious about the world, the metaphysical, the paranormal, the spiritual, the scientific, the cultural, and the astronomical.
-->RESPONSIBILITY/SENSE OF MATURITY/RESPECT/MORALITY. I put these all together because essentially they all point to the same thing. I value someone with GOOD JUDGEMENT. Enough said.
--> MANLINESS. No pansies for me. Sorry. I love a tough, red-blooded, tiger-wrestling, wood-chopping, stuff fixer, fan of crime, three-times-convicted-with-a-tattoo-of-a-gypsy-on-his-arm, soocer/football-playing guy. (But a teddy bear on the inside, awwww).
-->GENERAL HAPPINESS. He has to be typically a bright, enthusiastic, and charismatic guy. I'd like a guy to have the spiritual/mental/emotional strength and common sense to know that life is good, even when things go wrong from time to time. I love guys with an upbeat outlook, who know the universe is abundant.
--> COMPETITIVENESS. He has to constantly issue challenges against me. Not only is battling against a lover fun (and when I say battle, I mean light-hearted no-hard-feelings kind of competition where we can laugh afterwards), it keeps the relationship interesting. Your lover will look mysteriously hotter after he serves you a crushing and humiliting defeat at air hockey. I don't care if he challenges me to chess, to dominoes, to wrestling, soccer, golf, weed-picking, thumb/arm wrestling, tic tac toe, rock-paper-scissors, cow-milking, javelin throwing, or soda drinking because the whole point is to be able to push each other to be stronger, and at the same time get to know each other better. I mean, even if it's something silly like juggling fire or something serious like who makes more money, it's all in good sport. I'm not afraid to acknowledge his superiority. And he has to be able to call me out on my BS and outsmart me (only sometimes). He's going to need to be stronger than me in all areas if he's going to stop me from destroying certain populations, or help me dominate them.
--> COMPASSION/SYMPATHY/EMPATHY. Someone with a big heart . Someone willing to connect with people.
-->TENDERNESS. Yes, I do like to be held and told sweet (but sincere) things from time to time. Still, no cheesiness. Ew."
I'm still in awe that I found a guy to fulfill all of these, and MORE. I'm pretty much blown away. =D
8. I used to have a crush on my high school soccer coach. I think he wished I was older hahaha.
9. My younger brother is way more popular in high school than I ever was, but I think he's insecure about himself.
10. Even if I don't seem like it, I'm deeply spiritual.
11. I owe Chris Perez a lot of chapstick.
12. I think I still owe like 50 push-ups to my middle school P.E. teacher
13. I started going to church, and I pretty much love it now. I don't know how this happend.
14. I've considered marrying someone just so I can become a U.S. citizen.
15. I'm a huge flake. It takes me forever to get something done that I said I would do, I'm late all the time, and I let a lot of people down. I think that's the thing I hate about myself.
16. I wouldn't want to be white. I wouldn't know what to do with myself lol. jk
17. People with blue eyes freak me out.
18. My mom is convinced that she was Japanese in a past life, or that one of her ancient ancestors was Japanese.
19. If asked, I will probably say that I was a slave-turned-thief in a pastlife.
20. I have weak wrists and ankles.
21. My dream is to have a little house right after I get married, but before I have kids. I want to take a butt ugly, tiny, disgusting little house and turn it into a jewel. I want a garden, a lush lawn, pine trees in the back yard, a hamock, and sweet but small deck in the back, wooden floors, a sunny kitchen, and couches made for napping. I want to wake up along with my husband, make him breakfast, and wish him a good day. I want to spend the rest of the day taking care of my house and cooking, exercising, reading, painting, catching up with my parents or my friends, writing letters to my grandparents, or working an easy part-time job. I want to look awesome when my husband gets home, take care of him, have his dinner ready, and spend the rest of the day just hanging out with him and being lazy and happy. It kills me sometimes when I think that I might never be that lucky, to have that dream come true for me.
22. I want to go bungee-jumping and base-jumping one day soon.
23. I am afraid of scary movies. haha. What scares me about them is the fact that someone wrote them. I mean, there are some effed up movies out there, stuff that is really on the dark end of the spectrum of human behavior, and it all came from someone's mind. I can't imagine what it's like to be someone who comes up with those movies. *shivers*
24. Sometimes it doesn't even feel like my feet touch the ground. I'm a kabillion miles away when I should really be focusing on the people right in front of me.
25. WHY 25 FACTS??? That was torture.
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